UberMan5000's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mac vs PC clock edition]

I Watched This Cartoon On a Mac

Please note: Mac VS PC rigmarole has passed beyond the realm of fucking annoying into something this universe cannot comprehend. And you know Vista was rushed to compete with Mac OS X Tiger, so when Apple came out with Mac OS X Leopard which has better "technological operations" than Windows, they were all like "FUCK!!!"

RobertClock responds:

its just a joke to make fun of the Mac VS PC commercials

[Clock Crew Fails again]

Why Is It All Hate With You?

You need to learn to love!

[CK's Craptacular Movie]

SnakeClock Enjoyed That Very Much

A clever little story, charming art despite its craptacularity, and it's decently narrated.

I shall write up the text of this story and submit it as your Just So Story. Excellent work!

CelticKnot responds:

I already submitted it ^_^

[Alligatorclock Depression]

You Are a Gentleman and a Genius

And your films are too sophisticated for Newgrounds ankle-biters who go running to Tom Fulp and wish death upon you for making a movie, as that is quite obviously a crime worthy of death.

You have my personal stamp of approval.

[Slingshot's Roomba]

This Movie Ended Right At the Awesome Part...

...so I'm afraid it's only friggin' great.

[A Milky Situation]

That Was So Magical that My Eyes are Bleeding

I mean... this... and that... and those things there... they're just... holy.

PirateClock responds:

:=D

[Caramel&Coal: To ClockDay]

This Looks Suspiciously Familiar...

\:-) And whatever it sounds like... it makes me want to fifen...

[F.A.P.S]

Best Cameo Ever :D:D:D

VROOMVROOMVROOMVROOMVROOM!!