UberMan5000's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[animation excercises]

From One Animation Student to Another

I remember doing a lot of those exercises when I was in animation school a few years ago, like the ball bounce (rubber and bowling), the jump, the box fold, and so on. Unfortunately, most of them sucked a lot since I had little to no inherent drawing skills going in (which you no doubt had) and I had to learn them. I probably wouldn't feel good about putting them on Newgrounds, though this reminds me that I should get back into paper animation; that's how it's done on the streets!

[Alex Seryoua: Episode I]

Someone Get This Bastard a Steady-Cam

First off, my God that was shaking. The way the camera arbitrarily jerked around, it made the Bourne Ultimatum seem practically motionless. The animation was also pretty jerky and relied too heavily on tweens, so it felt frightfully unnatural.

The story also seems kind of thin. She's arbitrarily abducted by aliens, is given superpowers, escapes and wreaks havoc on those who gave her powers. She picks them up awfully quickly as well, and doesn't seem especially surprised by any of it. Dialogue in the later scenes would have helped.

But I suppose I shouldn't be too demanding of just the first episode. Much is set up; other people have fallen under the same fate but didn't fight back, and she's on the moon. How and why? These answers might be pretty interesting.

danomano65 responds:

The story is thin because so far it's only 3 and a half minutes long. Obviously. But thanks for the review. I hope you stick around for some interesting answers.

[Metroid Prime Hunters]

Sweet Movie. One of the Best I've Seen

Egoraptor and Rina-Chan were brilliant as Ridley and Samus. That sex scene they did at the end really touched a special place in my heart.

Give my best to Dan Paladin; you really knocked us dead with this masterpiece.

[berimbau`s misssssssion]

YAY

It's delightful, delicious, and deciduous! What?

kodiakclock responds:

yea it was

[Leekx Tatwoo Adventure]

A REAL ONE

A REAL ONE!

kodiakclock responds:

A REAL ONE

[Madness Neurosis Collab 3]

I Will Make a Movie

I am a 12 year old boy that has discovered Newgrounds. I want people to love me, so I will make a movie. I do not know that much about Flash and am not very creative, so it will have violence and characters someone else made. After doing 20 minutes worth of effort in a few months, I release it to Newgrounds. The average Newgrounder is a tiresomely predictable and extremely banal creature, so because the movie has killings and someone else's popular character, they will delude themselves into reviewing 10, calling it amazing, and loving me. The Newgrounds administration, who notice its blind popularity, will have a knee-jerk reaction to frontpage my movie, thus swelling my prepubescent e-penis to astronomical size. My movie is popular despite its shoddy production, childish obsession with murder, and total disdain for originality. Newgrounds loves me.us They will give me money, booze and chicks.

Unfortunately, this movie will attract criticism from more intellectual Newgrounds visitors that recognize my movie as half-baked preteen angst, and will scold it for its wildly undeserved fame which overshadows other Newgrounds submissions that were given serious, honest time and thought, and tried to be imaginative. These people are just big old doodie heads that are dumb and stinky. I will say "fuck" to them several times and make vague death threats against them and everyone they love. My e-penis will thus expand further, and more booze and chicks will head my way.

Yes, that is what I shall do.

LittleLuckyLink responds:

Abusive.
Not only does this barely even talk about the movie, But this also breaks a few rules on the review guidlines.

[if cut he'll never paint]

My God, It's Beautiful

So, so incredible.