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SBC Kills Pokemon (A.P.I) SBC Kills Pokemon (A.P.I)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

These little bastards won't know what hit them.

FUNK@ROUND99999999 FUNK@ROUND99999999

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Clocktor WHO Clocktor WHO

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This Movie

It is great on every conceivable level and has brought a tear to my eye.

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Recent Game Reviews

Bomb Squad: The Game Bomb Squad: The Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Great! I'll sell my entire video game collection to finance the sequel!

Mechanus responds:

Don't worry I'm not in the for the money bro.

Triforce Keep Up Triforce Keep Up

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's Fun, But...

Why is the score broken? It doesn't go up each time you hit it. It'll only go up if you get an item.

Is it supposed to work that way?

pixelz responds:

Yep, in instructions I say so. You have to get the triforce to hit the items, so you always have to move it around, its more challenging that way!
Is there anything you liked about it though? Please pm me if you liked anything, sorry if the point system wasn't made clear enough.

Splooge Invaders Splooge Invaders

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Birth control has never been so much fun! Or hard

Heh heh, that was fun. The art style of this game is real real nice, clean and sharp while also being unique and interesting to look at. The gameplay, while kind of hackneyed, is still a blast. Every time I see that first big wave of "man juice" coming at my little pill, my heart is sent racing.

The characters are kinda lame, though, especially that Nintendo geek who wears a Power Glove on his right hand ("EE-HEE! EE-HEE!"), but it's hilarious when the sperm hit the egg. "Yahoo!" "Dinnah time!" "Score!" Priceless.